Thursday, June 30, 2005

MOMMY IN THE HOUSE

Not me, you silly people! Actually, the mommy I am referring to isn't technically even in the house but she is in the back garden, and that's close enough for me.

I don't recall whether I've mentioned out pigeon, "Pidgey", before. She built a nest in our honeysuckle almost two months ago, and faithfully reared two chicks that fledged when Mom and Kim were visiting. I meant to get my camera out there and take her picture, but never seemed to get around to it and when I finally had the camera she and the chicks had gone. I thought I'd missed my opportunity.

But she's back! Smart Pidgey is re-using her nest, which even I as a non-bird have to admit is in a pretty darn good position, and I made sure to get a picture this time around:

Pidgey
(Yes, that grey blob is Pidgey. It's surprisingly difficult to get a clear shot of a pigeon way up in the honeysuckle at sunset).

It's so fun to check on her every day and wait for the chicks to arrive - will keep you updated on her/their progress.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

THUNDER THIGHS

Most days I am very lucky to get driven to Madingley (the village where I work) by Megan. However, Megan does occassionally resort to crazy measures like taking a day off, and then I am left to my own transport devices. If the weather is really poor I wimp out and take a cab but seeing as it's June and I cannot truthfully claim the weather to be anything approaching "really poor", I grit my teeth and cycle. This is where the facefull of bugs I've talked about in previous blog entries comes in.

All this cycling has a good/bummer side effect: I am developing larger muscles (at least, as much muscles as a midget like myself can lay claim to), particularly on the front of my thighs. While I cannot rationally say that some muscle development is a bad thing, it does mean that my beloved jeans are getting perhaps a teeny, weeny bit too tight in that area. I know that I am not gaining weight - although, to tell the truth, I don't own a scale so anything is possible - because my jeans still fit, or are even slightly loose, around my waist. It's just these darn upper legs.

While my jeans have some stretch in them (thank-you Gap) and I can still get them on, I have to admit that I am more than a little concerned about them being too tight - there it is, another sign of old age approaching - and me achieving the same look as the girls I usually make fun of...minus the blantant mis-use of orange, of course. Guess what, Ray: I smell a shopping trip for replacement jeans coming on!

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

LIKE DISCOVERING THE CADBURY SECRET...BUT BETTER

Quick, what are the greatest mysteries in the universe? How about: how was Stonehenge built? Or: did Jesus and Mary Magdalene have a child? Or: how does Santa get all those gifts out to all the children in just one night? Or: most importantly, where do all the socks go?

I don't want to raise undue alarm for fear of alerting the press, who would then camp out on our doorstep, microphones eagerly awaiting our next proclaimation, but Ray and I had a laundry epiphany on the weekend that may partially answer the question that has plagued man surely since the first socks were darned. You see, when we first arrived in England we had to figure out which laundry detergent to use, as all the brands are different from what we'd find back home. THEY DON'T HAVE TIDE IN THIS COUNTRY. Upon perusing the shelves we discovered a whole lot of unfamiliar brands, all sub-divided into two categories: Biological and Non-Biological. We couldn't figure out the difference - since it doesn't SAY on the containers (my theory is that things like this where you have to be "in the know" just to get by are England's subversive way of discouraging immigration) - and so we rolled the dice and decided on Biological. Biological always sounds more friendly than something non-biological or artificial, doesn't it?

We'd been washing our clothes in Biological detergent these past eight months, quite confident with our choice, until Ray played around on the web on the weekend and happened to read up on the difference between the two detergents. Turns out that Biological detergent is particularly adept at removing organic stains...with the side effect of also dissolving organic fibres. Not that my clothes - or my SOCKS - are made of those nasty organic fibres like LINEN and COTTON, but still.

I've come to the conclusion that all those lonely socks have had their partners dissolved in the wash by the Biological detergent. Thank goodness not many people read this blog, or word would get out and next they'd be asking me to solve life's other mysteries...and I have to admit that the Santa question has always stumped me.

I should note that while my morbid fascination with this subject drives me to keep feeding innocent socks to the washing machine with Biological detergent ("you have displeased me", I would say to the socks, in my best Darth Vader voice, before hitting the "on" button), Ray wisely staged an intervention and our trip to the grocery store this weekend included a purchase of Non-Biological detergent. May the integrity of future sock pairs be protected in perpetuity in this household.

Now, if anyone has a good (read: plausible or proven) explanation for what happens to North American socks, in the absence of Biological detergent, I'm all ears...

Monday, June 27, 2005

EXODUS

Complete madness in town yesterday. The undergrads are leaving - Hallelujah - but that means for the moment Cambridge is extra-crowded with tourists, students, and their anxious parents. I saw more people with cameras yesterday than in the entire period of January through March.

Now that classes are over for the summer, Ray and I can consider ourselves official residents. We are not leaving for the summer. We are Authentic! While I am hopeful that the sudden loss of about 10,000 residents will make the city less crowded for the next three months, something tells me that the increasing tourist volume will more than make up the difference...

Sunday, June 26, 2005

FINALLY ALL CAUGHT UP

Whew! I finally - two weeks after the fact - have all my blog entries caught up to the current date (which really is Sunday, June 26 2005). So I will give my fingers a rest and simply point you towards the huge backlog of entries, starting with a post way back on Monday, June 13 (you'll have to click on the archive link at right, "June 2005").

Just in case that's not enough reading for you, and you're looking for a Sunday chuckle, check out The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation . Proof that I'm not the only one with too much time on my hands and an internet waiting to be exploited.

Saturday, June 25, 2005

BLATANT MIS-USE OF ORANGE

Today Ray and I explored Midsummer's Fair, a festival held each year at the same site in Cambridge since 1211 (granted by the charter of King John). I don't know what I was expecting - perhaps the trade fair area to be a bit more craft-based rather than bargain plastic goods, perhaps the midway to be a bit smaller, perhaps a livestock exhibit to be included - but I have to admit that I saw little evidence of the fun that apparently is expected to attract 70,000 people this year.

The oddest part of the whole experience was the young (as in, teenagers and 20s) women. Maybe I'm getting old - in fact, I know I'm getting old, but that's really besides the point - but I don't recall ever seeing skin that particular shade of burnt orange before, outside Suntan Barbie. And boy was there a lot of skin to be seen (that's my old-ness talking again). I haven't decided whether the spray-on tans are SUPPOSED to look real, or if observers are supposed to take away the message "I know that real tans can lead to skin cancer, so I have this fake tan, and I wanted you to be sure that I knew of this distinction, so I made sure my tan could in no way be mistaken for sun-induced colour."

Friday, June 24, 2005

HIGHWAY ROBBERY

Quick, what can you buy for $85? A reasonably snazzy outfit? A dinner for two? A spayed kitten from the SPCA?

In Cambridge, $85 (translation: 33 pounds Sterling) buys you a haircut.

My hair had finally driven me to the brink of insanity this week, so I called around town and after realizing that all places charge roughly the same obscene amount, gritted my teeth and booked an appointment. I did enjoy the actual experience - the stylist was very friendly, although not as gossipy as a Canadian stylist (I've never been in such a silent salon) - and I must admit my hair does look a lot better. But I have to question whether it looks 85-bucks-worth better.

Dropping that amount of money on a haircut feels even more like a flash in the pan at the moment because the air is very humid (oncoming summer storm) and my fancy new hairdo has fallen completely flat.

Still, it's not so flat that I can understand how RAY FAILED TO NOTICE MY HAIRCUT TODAY AT LUNCH. He is toast.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

POST-SOLSTICE POST

I've just sat down to try to get caught up on old entries AGAIN (I know, I know) and have given up the ghost for tonight because I have been distracted by the 'skeeter bugs (or whatever those non-biting insects that look like ginormous mosquitoes are called) that are swarming me. It's been hot all week - finally!! - and Ray and I have taken to opening every door and window in the house in the evenings in an attempt to sleep comfortably. I must say that it's a bit of a sport in our household to determine the exact point when it gets cooler outside than inside. Open those windows too early and the hot air rushes in instead of out.

The lights are off and the only source of illumination is my computer screen, which the skeeters evidently find fascinating. Wonder what they think of the text moving across the screen under their feet (do skeeters have feet, technically?)? And why do they seem to love crawling all over my hair? Thank goodness they don't bite; I am already recovering from a nasty spider bite on my foot that I received Monday evening and is still swollen and painful...I don't think I could stand another chomp just now.

I had hoped that the large streetlight just outside our house would attact all the bugs but it appears my plan isn't working. I really should close the front door, but then I wouldn't be able to enjoy sitting on my couch in the dark house, freaking out all the neighbours (and a stray cat or two) who walk by. Recall that our door opens DIRECTLY onto the sidewalk and people over here just don't seem to leave their doors open, also, I think my computer screen is reflecting off my face to give me a somewhat Poltergeist-glow. Ooh, spooky.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

HOT, HOT, HOT!

It's absolutely lovely here right now - daytime temperatures in the high 20s and low teens at night. My marrow is finally starting to thaw. I can go outside without a jacket, wear sandals to my heart's content, and stay out in the evenings without fear of freezing off some essential body part.

I needed this.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

CYCLING PROBLEMS PART II

I'm starting to realize that far too many of my posts deal with a) the weather or b) bugs. Today's entry deals with (b).

I've already discussed the problem of cycling through the countryside with my mouth open, and have since arrived at the solution of keeping my durn mouth shut, no matter how fast I pedal or out-of-breath I get. Tricky, but a worthwhile endeavor when the air is literally humming with bugs.

But - BUT - just when I started to smugly think that I had a handle on things, I realized that the bugs were hitting my face and eyes at an alarming rate. While marginally better than swallowing them wholesale, this situation still has the major drawbacks of being mildy uncomfortable (some of those suckers have hard shells), mildly dangerous (ever try to fish a gooey bug out of your eye while cycling madly?), and majorly gross (not only do I feel it when I hit them, but they make a sound). When I get to my destination my face looks like the front grill of a car driven through the prairies at sunset.

I can deal with keeping my mouth shut. I can potentially see myself purchasing goggles or some cool shades to protect my eyes. But I am not nearly desperate enough to consider a full face shield - yet.

Monday, June 20, 2005

LOVELY EVENING

Tonight I was just sitting down to work on all my backlog of blog entries when the air was filled with rapid banging noises and Ray hollering from upstairs. No, he hadn't hurt himself, it was simply the start of Trinity College's May Ball fireworks, and Ray LOVES fireworks. As it is/was a beautiful summer evening, the two of us leaned out our bedroom window and watched the display over the rooftops. Nice.

Towards the end of the fireworks, a middle-aged couple walked by on the street below. They were walking their cat, on a harness and leash. The cat actually seemed okay with the idea - this was the first cat I'd seen that didn't respond to a leash with a volley of clawed swipes and a lot of hissing and spitting - which was a good thing, because he was pretty roly-poly and certainly looked like he needed that walk.

Moral of tonight's story? Take the time to look out your windows on these summer nights; you never know what you'll see! (And no, I've still not finished the other entries.)

Sunday, June 19, 2005

BUSY BLOGGER!

Dear Readers,

You are not forgotten. I have simply been very, very busy these past two weeks and have barely had the time to string together two coherent sentences, let alone entire blog entries. There are several in the works, saved at various draft stages, and you can expect to find them online this week. Promise.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

A BELATED, PRE-FATHER'S DAY POST

In real-time, this post is coming a week after Father's Day, but I have been thinking about what I would write here for much longer. I've just not had the chance to get around typing it all out until now, and frankly, it's pretty tough to think of adequate words to wrap around the two amazing fathers in my life.

Let me start this off by telling you a little story about my dad: when I was a little girl, probably around 6 or 7 years old, I remember feeling so jealous of my mom because she got to marry the best man in the entire world - my dad. I was in a bit of a conundrum, because while I loved him as my father, I didn't know what the heck I could do to end up with a man as wonderful as him, seeing as he was already taken (I eventually solved that problem, but that's another blog entry). Can you imagine how lucky I am, to have a father like that? I looked up to him today as much as I did then - time and cynicism has done little to change my outlook on what a good job he did (and does) raising his family.

I know so many girls who have problems with their self-image; think they "aren't smart enough" to do math or science, they're too fat/not pretty, they can't do practical things like fixing a faucet. My dad made sure that all of his children knew how amazing and unique they were, taught us to love learning and to be adventurous, demonstrated the pride one can take in a good work ethic, showed us how to have compassion and empathy for others. He was the first man to make me feel beautiful and made sure that I knew no matter what happened in my life, he would be there for me. Thank-you, Dad, and Happy Father's Day.

Being the lucky girl that I am, I am also privileged to consider Ray's dad, Alan, a second dad. Alan and I have had a great many conversations and debates over the years, which I always look forward to. He lets me "win" just often enough that I start to think I am actually qualified to take on his intellect. He raised a wonderful son, and, like my dad, instilled the same values of hard work, honesty and perseverance in his child. Alan is also wonderfully creative and a talented artist; his pottery is beautiful and each time I visit the studio I am amazed at what new idea he has transformed into clay. And even when he is busy in the studio he always makes time to talk and have fun with his family. Thank-you, Alan, and Happy Father's Day.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

PHOTOBLOGGING

The promised photos of Mom and Kim's visit to the Wee Island:

Just after arriving in Manchester

Ray driving

Iris and Jos' house

Billy, Ian, Julie and Jos at the Black Horse Pub

Kinnerly Parish Church

Stokesay Castle

Stokesay Church

Shropshire hillside

Canterbury Street

Crooked Tudor House

Clare Bridge

Quayside

Round Church at Night

Sleepy Kim

Senate House

King's College

Darwin College

Darwin College

Back garden

Ray mowing

Start of Punting

Bridge of Sighs

King's College

Madingley Church

St. John's College

St. John's College

St. John's College

St. John's College

St. John's College

St. John's College

Eagle Pub

Outside Ely Cathedral

Outside Ely Cathedral

Inside Ely Cathedral

Ely Mare

Sleeping Amanda

The Orchard

The Queen

Kim at the British Museum

Thames

Thames

Thames

Beneath Tower Bridge

Tower of London

And th-th-th-that's all, folks!

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

LABELLING FOR DUMMIES

Veggie Soap

What's wrong with this picture? (Look carefully at the green box on the bottom left of the bottle).

Am I the only one who wonders at the necessity of a "Suitable for Vegetarians" label on handsoap? Am I missing out on a great British delicacy? I mean, I'm all for trying non-standard food items (I recall a brief forray into the world of dog food about the age of four...my reaction: "hmmm...salty") but this just seems a bit too on the fringe.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

ANOTHER "YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT" STORY

Ray and I were glumming around the house the night after Mom and Kim left when we were treated to a spirit-lifting encounter. I was just turning off the lights to go to bed when I heard an insistent meowing coming from the street outside and, worried that an animal might be in some sort of distress, opened the door to see what was going on. This is what ran inside the moment the door was open, and made a beeline for the stairs:

Weball

According to his collar, his name was "Weball" and the phone number helpfully engraved on the backside of his tag suggested this was not the first time he'd gone Walkabout. Still, I felt a little funny calling someone at about 10:30pm on a Sunday night, "Um, I think I have your cat??".

Turns out Weball's owners were on vacation and the cat-sitter had "lost" him. He used to live here and got bored, so came for a little visit. He definitely knew his way around the house and made sure to explore every single room as though to assess the changes, although his favorite spot was definitely the stairs (the only carpeted part of the house). He also knew how to find his way back around to the front door, as our first tactic when he came running in was to close the back door behind him when he went out to explore the garden...the same insistent meowing was coming from our stoop again in less than a minute.

Amanda & Weball

It's a good thing that Weball had a collar on, because he was so friendly that I almost had Ray convinced we needed to keep him. Our own version of "Honey, look what the cat dragged in!" Ray thought he was cute but was not totally convinced:

Ray wondering what to do about Weball

After the fateful call, Weball's relieved sitter came over to pick him up - turns out he had travelled quite a distance. I was sad to see him go, but he fit in so well with the place - if you look back at his picture you'll notice he even matched the decor! - that Ray and I have decided we definitely need to rescue a kitty while we are here. The trick will be to convince our landlord that we can keep a pet without destroying his house; I'm hoping that our major garden rejuvenation will help to prove that we are responsible tenants. Keeping my fingers crossed...

Monday, June 13, 2005

KIM. MOM. VISIT. ECSTACY.

You may have noticed that I've not posted for quite a while. That's because MOM AND KIM WERE VISITING!!! We had a fantastic time together last week, and I'm just now coming down off the high and recovered enough sleep to attempt to write a sensible blog entry. So here we go.

In previous entries I'd written how excited I was to have Kim coming for a visit. I didn't mention Mom because that was a big secret - apparently known by a good number of you but completely unbeknownst to me. To all of you: thank-you for keeping the secret! I can't begin to describe how it felt to be hugging Kim in the airport and have Mom step out from behind her. I was like, Am I dreaming??!!

Luckily I was wide awake and the four of us drove from Manchester, where Mom and Kim flew into, to the village of Kinnerley where my great-aunt and great-uncle, Iris and Jos, live. As always, they were utterly welcoming and it was wonderful to see the rest of the family as well. Each time I get to spend time with my English relatives I am again aware of how lucky I am to have met them, and have them as family. Although...I've heard the old wive's tale about at least one person in a family being a bit nuts, and the more totally non-nuts family I meet, the less hopeful I am of meeting "the one who is nuts" and more concerned that it seems to be narrowing down the pool to me....

But I digress (don't crazy people always do that??). After a great night in Kinnerley, we set out for Cambridge by a very higgledy-piggledy route: southeast through Stratford-Upon-Avon (home of Shakespeare), across to Warwick (and its castle), and finally across the midlands back to home. We actually didn't stop in at Stratford because it was raining, and skipped Warwick Castle due to its exhorbitant - even by British standards - entrance fee, but we drove around in the first instance and peeked over the wall in the second enough to count as having been there. You'll get to see photos from the trip in a future blog entry. We rolled into Cambridge in time to go for a nice curry dinner and a stroll about the town before the sun set.

Over the next few days we took the opportunity to see almost all that Cambridge has to offer: art galleries, colleges, churches and chapels, shopping, the river, and much more. We were spoiled with wonderful weather and a visit by none other than Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip. Phil is the chancellor of the university so is in town faily often, but Liz hadn't been here for a few years. Mom, Kim and I actually did the whole "wait behind the barricade forever" thing, and we were rewarded with the royals getting out of their car almost right in front of us as they headed off to an engagement. The Prince looked like he does in photos, the Queen looked...like a lemon meringue. A short lemon meringue, in her yellow dress and white hair. But she seemed very gracious and waved to all of us in the crowd, getting sunburned while we waited.

Experiencing the retail side of Cambridge as a shopper instead of a salesperson was interesting, and slightly scary - kept getting shopgirl/grunt flashbacks. The stores were just as crowded as I remembered, and the clothes just as overpriced. However, it was very reassuring that customers were just as rude to me, their fellow customer, as they had been when I was serving them. The question must be asked, "what is so difficult about saying 'excuse me' instead of bashing into the back of an unsuspecting person when you want through?".

A highlight of the week, for me, was our trip to the neighbouring village of Grantchester for lunch and cream tea at The Orchard. The description of The Orchard as an old apple orchard with a restaurant in one corner isn't really sufficient to get across the charm of the place...add tables scattered beneath the trees, lounger chairs and birds that fly down to the tables to eat scone crumbs directly off one's plate, and you'd start to get the picture. For geeky historical/academic context, Virginia Woolf, Sylvia Plath and friends used to regularly meet there to take tea and write their amazing prose and poetry. We walked to Grantchester through a series of meadows/cow pastures along the River Cam, and enjoyed a leisurely lunch under the trees. There really is something magical about working up an appetite through exercise, and then enjoying a lovely outdoor meal.

Towards the end of the week we headed down to London and took the city by storm. In less than a full day we were able to check out the British Museum, shopping on Oxford Street, Parliament and Big Ben, a scenic river cruise up the Thames, Tower Bridge and the Tower of London. I am pleased to report that I am starting to get a bit of an idea of how to find my way around at least some parts of London, and am getting to be a pro at the Tube. Whereas I used to see a full-ish train and think "let's wait for the next one", now I just push my way in.

After spending the night in London, we set back off for Manchester and enjoyed a rather scenic train journey up north. We had arrived at the part of the week that we'd all been dreading - saying goodbye. It is so much harder when I know that it will be months until I see a person again! But we persevered, even though I wanted to confiscate Kim and Mom's return plane tickets, and they made it home safely. As I write this, I am tucked away in Cambride, Mom is in Gibsons and Kim in Edmonton.

While I am glum that they are gone, I am so grateful for the time I had with Mom and Kim. The four of us had a terrific visit and saw a lot of great things. I feel as though our new house has been baptised by a family visit - a major step towards making it home. And I'm already looking foward to the next visit!

Thursday, June 02, 2005

MENAGERIE

Snail on my back door:

Snail

Between the snail trying to make a break for my back foyer, the spider Robin almost walked into last night along the fence, the dove and pigeon who each have a nest in the back garden, and the multiple worms and birds dining on them, it's starting to feel like a bit of a zoo around here.

And that's not counting ourselves or our friends.